Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Cowboy Wisdom


Ok Folks I think we have all had enough about snakes for now. My main purpose in posting these articles was to show that everything in this world has a place and even if we don't like some things we should respect them. "A snake in your yard is a lot better than mice in your pantry".


I used to have a boss that grew up on a sheep ranch, she could entertain people for hours with her cowboy quotes and wisdom. I like this list of cowboy wisdom someone sent me a few years ago. As you read them take time to really think about each quote, they are deep with thought and meaning as well as humor.


Enjoy


Cowboy Wisdom

There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.


Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.


If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.


Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.


Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.


Always drink upstream from the herd.


Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.


If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.


Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.


Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.


The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.


Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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